Bad Day Book |
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Confessions of a Cereal Mother: True Stories to Let Every Mother Know She's Not Alone in the Craziness Feeling underappreciated, Mom? Mothers everywhere will relate to this author's attempt to stay sane while trying to raise righteous, successful children. In Confessions of a Cereal Mother, popular author Rachel McClellan provides an insightful and sometimes hilarious view of a mother's journey as she tackles everyday situations such as getting her children ready for school or going on vacation.
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Family Home Screaming •If families are forever, will Mom always have gray hair?
•What happens when the dog makes more sense than your kids?
•Planned Parenthood. The perfect oxymoron?
•Is selling your teenager for 3 cents a pound really good family value?
•Fatherhood. Shouldn’t I have a license to do this?
If questions like these plague you and yours – or worse, if they make sense – you need this book. Pat and Kirby delve deeply into the secrets of effective parenting (there are three, and no one knows what they are), and explore what makes relatively nice men and women want to hurt themselves by having kids. The fourth in their wild conspiracy series that began with Sunday of the Living Dead, Salt Lake Tribune columnist Robert Kirby and cartoonist Pat Bagley join farces again, this time over something none of us can escape – family.
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Fine Art Of Worrying |
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Holiday Fun Year Round |
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How I Got Rich Writing 'C' Papers Find even more answers in volume two of this remarkable resource for youth and leaders. With a wide spectrum of topics, arranged in a logical sequence, you can easily adjust your talk, lesson, or missionary message to just the right length. Learn more about the truths you hold sacred in this priceless resource that no LDS teen should be without!
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How To Make People Think You're Normal |
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How To Stay Humble When You'Re Smarter Than Everybody Else |
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If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half The Time |
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Joy Of Being Broke |
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Kirby Soup for the Soul Feeling lost in a confused and hostile world?
Sad … hopeless … desperate?
Hungry for words of comfort to feed the weary soul?
Heck, so are we!
We can’t promise the answer to all of life’s problems (though ‘quit whining’ is a much under-appreciated piece of ageless wisdom), but cough up ten bucks and you’ll get the best of The Salt Lake Tribune’s award-winning humor columnist Robert Kirby and cartoonist Pat Bagley.
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Men Exposed! A book guaranteed to solve all your problems with guys...even the really dopey ones.
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MORE J. Golden Kimball Stories “Oh My Heck!” — words never uttered by J. Golden Kimball. Golden also didn’t say ‘heckuva,” “goll,” “flip,” “fetch,” “darn,” or “shoot.” It was against his principles to use decaffeinated words. What Golden said a hundred years ago is still remembered today because he always spoke with humor, conviction, heart – and a double dose of highly memorable words.
He was a General Authority.
He was a cowboy.
He was one of a kind.
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Mormon Women: Portraits and Conversations A reformed communist guerilla. A Utah Supreme Court chief justice. A best-selling mystery novelist. A survivor of Stalin's Gulag prison system. A mom negotiating the ups and downs of teenage angst. These are just a few of the Mormon women who share their stories in the pages of the this brand new, beautifully photographed book.
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Older Than Dirt |
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Pat & Kirby Go to Hell Where did I come from before I was born?
Where am I going when I die?
What if I’m dead already and just don’t know it?
If I am, how will I know when it’s time to get up on Resurrection Day?
If these questions plague you, then Wake Me for the Resurrection is the answer: Following on the heels of the enormously popular Sunday of the Living Dead, Wake Me for the Resurrection is the right prescription for anyone in danger of sleeping in on the morning of the Resurrection.
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So You Think You Can "Geezer" |
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Stop the Yawns: A Member's Guide to Great Talks and Lessons Join the handcart pioneers in their epic journey to Zion. Beginning with the conversions and persecutions they experienced in Europe, this remarkable book shares the true story of the Martin and Willie handcart companies as you've never heard it before. Follow along through the miracles and heartbreaks with eye-witness accounts, first-hand documents, and personal testimonies. Thorough and well-researched, this is a must-read!
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Sunday of the Living Dead The book that started it all! Ever wonder who is going to eat all that wheat down in the basement? Ever wonder if bearing one another’s burdens really includes lugging a new move-in’s piano up three flights of stairs? Ever think it might be fun to be the Angel of Death? Ever wonder how to tell if your fishing buddy has been called as your new bishop? Ever think there isn’t much “church” about Church basketball? Ever wonder if enduring to the end really means sitting through another talk by a stake high counselor? Ever think that the Super Bowl might be more reverent than the average sacrament meeting? Brother Kirby does!
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Understanding Women |
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Utah Temples Passport Join the handcart pioneers in their epic journey to Zion. Beginning with the conversions and persecutions they experienced in Europe, this remarkable book shares the true story of the Martin and Willie handcart companies as you've never heard it before. Follow along through the miracles and heartbreaks with eye-witness accounts, first-hand documents, and personal testimonies. Thorough and well-researched, this is a must-read!
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Wake Me For The Ressurection Where did I come from before I was born?
Where am I going when I die?
What if I’m dead already and just don’t know it?
If I am, how will I know when it’s time to get up on Resurrection Day?
If these questions plague you, then Wake Me for the Resurrection is the answer: Following on the heels of the enormously popular Sunday of the Living Dead, Wake Me for the Resurrection is the right prescription for anyone in danger of sleeping in on the morning of the Resurrection.
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You Know You'Re A Mormon If... |
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